Plant your flag. This is your spot in the Founding 50 ORIGINAL GOATS!

Only 50 people will ever join The Tub Goat Herd from Day One — and become an Original Goats!

Not members. Originals. The first cohort to run the full protocol the way it was built to be run: Float House, Contrast Forge, Recovery Den.

$50 holds your spot. It’s fully refundable until we open, and every dollar is credited toward your first month — it’s not a fee, it’s a down payment on your own recovery. Original Goats lock founding pricing for life: 10% off your chosen tier, forever. Veterans lock 20%.

When the 50 th spot is gone, it’s gone — forever. Reserve now. Pay the rest when the doors open FALL 2026