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Plant your flag. This is your spot in the Founding 50 ORIGINAL GOATS!
Only 50 people will ever join The Tub Goat Herd from Day One — and become an Original Goats!
Not members. Originals. The first cohort to run the full protocol the way it was built to be run: Float House, Contrast Forge, Recovery Den.
$50 holds your spot. It’s fully refundable until we open, and every dollar is credited toward your first month — it’s not a fee, it’s a down payment on your own recovery. Original Goats lock founding pricing for life: 10% off your chosen tier, forever. Veterans lock 20%.
When the 50 th spot is gone, it’s gone — forever. Reserve now. Pay the rest when the doors open FALL 2026
Plant your flag. This is your spot in the Founding 50 ORIGINAL GOATS!
Only 50 people will ever join The Tub Goat Herd from Day One — and become an Original Goats!
Not members. Originals. The first cohort to run the full protocol the way it was built to be run: Float House, Contrast Forge, Recovery Den.
$50 holds your spot. It’s fully refundable until we open, and every dollar is credited toward your first month — it’s not a fee, it’s a down payment on your own recovery. Original Goats lock founding pricing for life: 10% off your chosen tier, forever. Veterans lock 20%.
When the 50 th spot is gone, it’s gone — forever. Reserve now. Pay the rest when the doors open FALL 2026